apewire 

haywire + apeshit

Man, that dude with no swuag went apewire on everyone!

apewire by G-Meistro April 30, 2011

Ape Wire 

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

Ape Wire by Mike November 10, 2003

Apefire 

A truly horrible, sad guy who when something goes bad, they go APEFIRE!

One fine day at school, a classroom was open, however, the sub teacher decided to go out into the playground. Reading Shakspeare's, 'As You Like It' he summoned to help the class read. Being designated with many parts, the class stupidly read their parts. To their astonishment, he accepted the classes inability to read despite being year 12 english advanced. giving up on them in anger he threatens: "Don't make me go Apefire!" upon laughter, he walks away and mutters under his breath "fuck this shit!"
He is now known as APEFIRE!!!

Apefire by Lambtown August 26, 2010

appwire 

Yorkshire, 1990s. n. the small expanse of skin between genitalia and anus

that bitches appwire smells like shit

appwire by pube cheries March 9, 2009