Applitis 

When you believe all of the charger hacks everyone has.

If you put your charger in an asshole and plug it into your phone, you now have Applitis

Applitis by LmaoYeet January 25, 2019

Applitis 

n. Disease which causes a devout following of Apple Inc.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: the seeking of the latest and greatest products produced by Apple, a constant desire to bash everything non-Apple, a yearning to promote life with Apple, an insatiable hunger for apples.

Cure: rationality

Brian has caught a case of applitis, he's a goner.

Applitis by yaboi222 April 16, 2011

appletism 

when autism and apple collide.... mostly the case with blonde girls...

person 1: dude.. he has an apple phone
person 2: and autism
person 3: such an appletism man!

appletism by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

appletiser 

Apple

Appletiser: Appletiser

appletiser by Shirokasai June 9, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008