FMW

frosted mini wheats

I woke up and had a nice frosty bowl of FMW.

by frostedminiwh3@t$ February 27, 2020

FMW

or Fuck My Wife. Used literally, or in place of FML.

please FMW.

by jpfd106 March 30, 2011

FMW

Abbreviation of Fuck My Wife

1. "Dude we need to be up at six tomorrow,"

"Aww FMW, I hate my life."

2. "Fuck my wife! She is nice!"

by spanky360 March 10, 2010

FMW

A revolutionary Japanese wrestling promotion. One of the first promotions with "Deathmatches" (Extremely violent wrestling matches, usually involving lots of weapons and blood). The promotion closed down shortly after there main star Hayabusa (who in my opinion, is the best japanese wrestler ever) snapped his neck during a match, causing him to get paralyzed (However he gained a little control of his legs years later, so he can walk with the use of a cain).

Guy 1: Tokyopop released 14 different FMW dvd's, which one is your favorite?

Guy 2: Mine is "International Slaughterhouse: FMW VS ECW" 2 great promotion's dishing it out.

by Fat Chick Thrilla February 28, 2008

FMW

An abbreviation for 'Flying Mushroom Welt.'
Typically a disciplinary manuever for when a bitch is out of line, a mushroom welt taken to the sky for extra firepower.

That bitch bit my Dick so hard, I had to give her an FMW.

by CCJ0617 May 10, 2020

FMW

"For the mother fuckin' win", meaning something awesome happened.

Dude, I got pulled over but talked my way out of an $85 ticket, FMW!!

by notta_chance March 10, 2010

FMW

Stands for f*** me wasted. The point where you have drank so much alcohol you absolutely must have sex before you sober.

Last night she was so fmw she called every guy in her phone book until she finally got laid.

by MissKitty41586 July 14, 2010