Derpon 

Like a moron, just much more derp.

Billy thought the world was really going to end in 2012, what a derpon.

Derpon by dreamfoundry April 11, 2011

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

Despondex 

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.

Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.

Despondex by ericri September 10, 2009

dereona 

The most beautiful girl in the world.. With a heart of gold and a attitude like a fire ball..

That dereona is the most outspoken child I know..

dereona by Dereona girl December 19, 2016

Derpology 

The study of herp and/or derp.

Friend: What are you going to college for?

You: Oh, I'm getting my masters in Derpology

Derpology by Lol I'm a cat September 30, 2011

Despondent 

down in the dumps

Fayaz is despondent when Anthony misses their 3:30 PM hug appointment. See also: inconsolable.

Despondent by BrandonWalsh April 11, 2014

Deron 

Deron would be your typical average guy but way smarter and has a goal in life. He is a cool guy to hang with and Although he can be a pessimist at times he is also a kind, loving, caring, helpful and peaceful guy.

I would marry Deron if i got the chance to

Deron by Nxque October 8, 2020