Dickswag 

Swagger from thy penis.

Bro #1: Yo Luan, how's you and your girl?
Bro #2: Pretty good, she gave me some serious bopping last night.
Bro #1: Whoa, dickswag!

Dickswag by jizzmaster5k April 10, 2011

DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

dickwag 

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

dickwag by bubastis May 2, 2009

dickswap 

The swapping and reattatching of penises amongst a group of friends

This one time, my friends and I got really drunk and played a game of dickswap (the surgical art of swapping dicks).

dickswap by SMOT April 3, 2010

Dickswab 

Female equivalent of a douchebag.

Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.

"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"

"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?

Dickswab by Corey CA November 24, 2010

dicksnag 

A pestering, dogged, or annoying person who causes stress or commotion in one's life. Synonyms: pest, busybody

Have you seen dicksnag today? He was bothering me to get that project done.

dicksnag by Snjr7e923 November 24, 2006

Dick Swag 

1. How Good the male sex game is or is not .

2. An attraction towards the female anatomy.

3. Can be used for lame ass males .

1. Damn girl,i saw tyrone last night and his dick swag was impeccable .

2. Aye bro, shorty right there can catch the dick swag

3. Smh, that guys dick swag is on low .

Dick Swag by @DaKiddX February 27, 2011