dicksnag 

A pestering, dogged, or annoying person who causes stress or commotion in one's life. Synonyms: pest, busybody

Have you seen dicksnag today? He was bothering me to get that project done.

dicksnag by Snjr7e923 November 24, 2006

Dicksnag 

The unfortunate result of getting with a clingy ganga bitch at a party and she thinks she has found love and wont leave you alone days later...

Jason: i got with a girl last ngiht and she wont leave me alone, it was only a hook up!

Ben: you got yourself a dicksnag

Dicksnag by johnbobbybrown August 19, 2010

DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

DickShag by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

dicksnap 

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead

Look at those dicksnaps over there!

dicksnap by Malakia February 25, 2004

dicknag 

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

dicknag by Pablo Tornado July 5, 2019

Dicksnake 

When life pulls a dick move and snakes you when you are least expecting it.

Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you

Dicksnake by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014

dicksnack 

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")

He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move

dicksnack by hahnimalia July 7, 2005