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A meal shared with close friends while as intoxicated as possible
"Yeah dude, we smoked a bowl and started slunchin' hard as fuck."
Slunch by Slim_lambo July 14, 2016
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To slouch and/or hunch over. can be observed by noticing the lack of vertical erection in ones back while sitting or standing.
n.; etymology: A portmanteau word <sl- (in slutty) and -unch (in brunch)>

a single meal that takes place between the hours of eleven in the morning to four in the afternoon and is intended to combine sluttiness with breakfast with lunch. Ergo, sluttiness + brunch becomes slunch.
Daaamn. We went out to slunch the other day with bottomless mimosas that degenerated into four loko pong and nobody remembers what happened or who won.
slunch by deathbychai April 10, 2011
n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"
"we're going to go for some slunch."
slunch by al November 10, 2004
To physically accost by half slapping and half punch simultaneously the other bitch's face.
"Oh hell no, biatch! You did not just pull my weave. I'm gonna slunch yo face, skank!"
slunch by Penguin Puppet May 23, 2010
A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.
"Shut up you fucking slunch!" "Man that girl is a slunch!"
Slunch by GYCJU October 8, 2005