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Wanking off on a girls tits instead of fucking her because you've indulged beyond the point of no floppy cock return. Cuddling afterwards is optional.
Q - Did you end up banging that cute Canadian backpacker last night?
A - Nah, I got a bit messy and was only capable of vulching her.
Vulching by Cosmobob August 18, 2014
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Someone who repeatedly (and seemingly intentionally) pursues your ex-significant others.
Geez Blythe, that's the third ex-boyfriend of mine you've hooked up with. Quit your vulching!
Vulching by TigerLily7 April 5, 2011
People who continuously stalk cloth diaper b/s/t pages looking for people selling their used poop catchers. Most often done by people who don't actually need another diaper.
"I can't believe I missed another diaper! Damn newbies keep vulching the good ones."
Vulching by PirateHookAARRR June 12, 2013
In combat flight simulators, Vulching is attacking enemies on the ground or coming to land. Circling the enemy airfield like a vulture.
"I'm going to be Vulching their runway and pick then off when they come to refuel"
Vulching by VikingTeddy January 18, 2021

Vultching 

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
Vultching by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012

velching 

The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process
I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.
velching by Valgar May 5, 2014