stove

to do something of extreme stupidity.

-"omg i just gave away all my crap to some stranger on accident"
-"FUCKIN STOVED!"

by Das Popemeister February 16, 2005

stove

life

rappers claim to have took a stove

by kingz 123 January 24, 2019

stove

To drunkely haul off and punch someone

chase: you want me to stove this motherfucker, huh?
chris: ha ha, stove him dude, STOVE HIM!

by moship February 10, 2007

stove

A word used in slang for describing sex.

Example: "I'd have sex with her"
With the slang: "I'd stove her"

by Timmey'O'Tewl March 20, 2004

stove

mindless smashing or slashing.

eh cod me ah prick so ah stoved his heed in way a boatel eh buc

by David Inch May 29, 2005

stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

by anthony willison March 18, 2004

stove

something that ONLY women should use, to make delicious food

Women don't need watches because there is a clock above the stove where they work and were no guys work.

by farkwad gorilla April 7, 2009