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A person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.
Joe Rogen is a total coolbag - a dick to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.
coolbag by manfred_spain December 21, 2008
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a term used to classify someone that tries to act cool but in no way can pull it off

a person who does foolish acts that in their minds may seem cool but in the eyes of everyone else is lame

a person similar to a tool or thinks they are "all that"
-"OMG, Angelika thinks she is cool!"
-"I know he is such a coolbag!"
coolbag by OOZE (Jessyie) November 7, 2009
An individual that everyone personally despises, but pretends to like; because they are somehow popular. See "Saud"
(in private place)
kid #1 - Yo, Justin is the biggest coolbag on the planet.

kid #2 - Dude, I know, right?

(in public place)
Kid #1 - Justin is the coolest kid in the world. He's totally hanging out with us sometime.
kid #2 - Oh, for sure. I love having that kid around.
Coolbag by argasfdga3 July 9, 2011

coolbagger 

someone who is a big cuck
Jerry: DAMN look at his designer pants
Daniel: What a Coolbagger
coolbagger by davy7676 March 18, 2018

Coolbats 

A man with no meat!
Is your dad a coolbats? I heard he only lasts 4 seconds
Coolbats by Webheadd_ April 24, 2025

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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