Someone who surreptitiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. The sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.

Sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

My favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. People use it all the time.

sneaker by yes juanito yes November 28, 2014

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During sex, preferably in Doggy Style, you pull out far enough from the pussy and pop it straight in the ass. Best when done early on in sex for optimum slip and slideness. When you stick it in the ass you then apologize and say it's an accident.

Dude, I was fuckin my bitch last night and i pulled the sneaker. She was pissed but then i said it was an accident.

Sneaker by Matthew Robert Parker December 28, 2008

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A design or picture on a credit card self selected by the card holder to personalize it before purchase.

Hey thats a cool sneaker you've got there

Thanks, i was so pumped when i found out i could have Batman on my credit card.

Sneaker by Spiewaker April 13, 2010

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A completely random sound that emerges from someone's mouth. They are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.

Jimmy popped off a sneaker right in the middle of class and everybody looked at him in an awkward fashion.

Sneaker by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

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