own'd 

uber-l33t non-smacktarded version of the word wordowned/word or wordpwned/word

Dude, three consecutive kills as a Skulk? Own'd!

own'd by LazerMane September 15, 2003

OWN'd 

Proven wrong by the Oprah Winfrey Network.

I thought no one liked to receive new cars for free, but I got OWN'd.

OWN'd by geolmuse March 17, 2011

OWN'd 

To have an interview with Oprah Winfrey and broadcast on the Oprah Winfrey Network, such as Lance Armstrong or that guy who wrote A Million Little Pieces.

I just saw Lance Armstrong having an interview with Oprah about his use of performance enhancing drugs. Lance Armstrong got OWN'd!

OWN'd by serotonin654 January 17, 2013

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. 

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string. by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ 

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.

I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ by clearblood June 7, 2021

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D by boblox ron July 24, 2021

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020