A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)
5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.
Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.
Friend: “oh you seem so happy lately, what’s new with you?
Me “I met Barnaby Sutton”
Barta is a last name for great people. A Barta usually is very attractive and talented. Always successful, especially in things like sports and music. If you ever find someone with Barta in their name, keep them in your life, because they are special. Sure, they may be a little intimidating with how great they are, but it’s in their blood. They’re whole family will be attractive and good looking, you might find yourself asking if they’re models or something.
The hottest guy you'll ever lay eyes on he is an excellent candidate for a husband he is great with kids, has an exotic accent is very strong if your ever looking for a friend or partner so if you find yourself a barnabas consider yourself lucky because you just found a husband so you'd better be ready for marriage or a commitment, he is loving, gentle, kind and caring he will never cease to amaze you.
The hottest ever possible thing on the face of this earth
Has the most screwed up sense of humor and is a complete retard at times
A very good friend, but be careful never to betray him or be disappointed or you'll highly regret it