Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Slackturbating

When you are procrastinating on homework and decide masturbating is a better use of your time than writing your paper.

Frat Bro 1: Bro have you finished that world music assignment yet?
Frat Bro 2: Nah brotatoe iv been slackturbating all day.

by thug of the rings September 21, 2016