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Skitty Kitty 

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.
Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".
Skitty Kitty by JB March 12, 2003

Sitty Kitty 

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.
You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty
Sitty Kitty by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

Shitty Kitty 

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.
Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

Shitty Kitty 

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.
Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!
Shitty Kitty by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

shitty kitty 

This term refers to a male bottom, particularly to the dirty state of his man pussy (hence the name 'shitty kitty'). His ass assumes this label upon discovery that his rectum was actually not completely empty, has been replenished by his sigmoid colon during the heat of passion and/or was never cleaned out to begin with. This is indicated by the presence of shit on the dick (or other object of insertion) of the unsuspecting top and/or the horrid stench of fresh shit.
This term may sometimes be heard during conversation between gay men regarding sexual encounters. "Obviously some guys aren't aware of the 'no shitty kitty' rule. Hello! No shitty kitties!"
shitty kitty by timmyboi December 10, 2006

shitty kitty 

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.
"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."
shitty kitty by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008