Double hard

The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.

Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic

Double hard by twatterted March 9, 2011

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Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

Double Hard Bastard by AlanDW June 18, 2011

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Doubletard

Twice as retarded as a normal tard.

Johnny isn't just a normal tard, he's a doubletard.

Doubletard by UUUUUUUU September 24, 2014

Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

Doublehander by GeniusBansel January 31, 2018

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Donnie Doublehands Drumpf

Name for Donald Trump, focusing on his trashy first name, an ironic middle name since he has tiny hands and is a double dealer, and Drumpf because that was the family's original name before they were kicked out of Germany.

If you support Donnie Doublehands Drumpf in 2025 your IQ is like his, the same as your respective shoe sizes!

Donnie Doublehands Drumpf by Star*Dagger April 8, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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