shrape

The portmanteau of "shit" and "rape" which describes the act of taking a crap so thick and hard that your asshole hurts as though you've been angrily raped by your own shit.

Argh, oh my god! It hurts! I'm getting shraped. I think my asshole is bleeding! My shit's so hard. I gotta lay off the iron pills and eat more fiber.

by themiffinman October 23, 2014

shrape

A synonym for Dude, Guy, Buddy.

Hey Shrape!

Talk to you later Shrape.

How's it goin' Shrape?

by Jim Neild June 13, 2005

shrape

Shoulder rape. The act of touching/stroking somebody's shoulder unexpectedly. When you shrape somebody, you automatically become a 'shrapist'

*Holly touches Charlotte's shoulder*

Charlotte: Did you just shrape me?

Holly:Well yes, yes i did

Charlotte: you're just a shrapist

by emziewoowoo November 3, 2011

Shraped

When you get anally raped by Shrek and his 24 inch cock.

I woke up this morning in pain after a bad dream about Shrek, unable to walk, and unable to move at all like a nugget man. In this dream he entered me without consent. I had a shower later that day to find that my asshole was bleeding and 21 inches wider than last time I remember it being. I was Shraped.

by PedoBear3000 February 12, 2019

shraping

The act of shitting ones pants in order to avoid anal rape.

Yo, I'm gonna rape that little bitch... Aww nevermind, he's shraping himself.

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

Shrape

What happens when you step into a swamp and get raped by an ogre. Not just any ogre but by Shrek

This Ogre Can Shrape

by Investigate311_Not911 October 9, 2018

Shraped

To be taken by surprise by such a heavy, hard, solid and forceful ejection of faeces, that it elicits the feeling of having been raped up the ass by a rock hard shit.

Nessa's walking a bit funny since she went to the bathroom, dang if that girl ain't just got Shraped ....

by Lozballs January 9, 2013