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Celestiality 

The act or intended act of having sexual relations with heavenly bodies, such as planets, stars, or comets.
As a child, James would often look through his telescope hoping to find a place where he truly belonged, yet it wasn't until college when his desires became clear as he discovered he had feelings for heavenly bodies.

It became apparent to him that he was into Celestiality, whether it be a Black Hole, the tail of a Comet, or just gazing at Uranus in the night sky, James finally knew what it is he wanted.
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Celestiality 

Any ethereal cause for otherwise inexplicable coincidence, not thought to necessarily be a god or fate, but rather explained as a purposeful movement of the cosmos. Used as a way of holding onto one's spirituality to explain certain events while still taking a scientific view of the universe.
Friend 1: "I met Rose at a grocery store that I never, ever shop at. I'm not a religious man, but sometimes it feels like too much of a coincidence."

Friend 2: "Sometimes the world just works like that, man. Certain things match up so well, it feels like a celestiality."
Celestiality by AiboHikari July 28, 2012

Homo Supremis Celestialis 

A distinct classification of extraordinary individuals within the realm of super-powered beings. Originating from humble human origins, these individuals have undergone an awe-inspiring transformation within the cosmic tapestry of the universe, transcending the boundaries of mortal existence and ascending to a higher plane of existence. "Homo Supremis Celestialis" encapsulates a select group of beings who not only surpass the limitations of ordinary humans but also possess an inherent connection to the celestial or heavenly domain, akin to a divine lineage coursing through their veins. With their celestial heritage intertwining with their mortal form, these beings radiate an aura of ethereal brilliance, signifying their elevated existence and the embodiment of celestial power.
The celestials were given the scientific term "Homo Supremis Celestialis" due to their origins and connection to the celestial dimension they receive their power from. The 2 most powerful celestial beings are Celestial Prism and Celestial Revenant.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026