Sheybird
Sheybird by thisguysucks February 28, 2011
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Shaybird
The most beautiful, sweet, special and unique girl that you will ever know in your life!
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
She is your twin soul, your absolute soul mate... and she will make you feel free like a bird. Her love enables you to soar to places that you have never been to or even knew existed. She will bring you such happiness, inner joy and strength and make you feel as though you are a king or a god. Yet she will also make you feel as light as a feather, giving you the sense that you are able to fly so high above the earth. She is the most stunningly gorgeous woman that has ever graced this earth and when in her presence your feet will never touch the ground.
Her pure beauty and essence comes from the inside but resonates outward. You will be awestruck when you feel the amazing aura that she has all around her.
She has the brightest smile that will make your heart beat faster every time you look in her direction. When she giggles, your heart will turn to mush and you will feel the magnetic draw pull you in. And once a Shaybird draws you in, you will never be the same.
The best part of a Shaybird is when she opens up and she showers you with her bubbles. The love she offers will be the most magical and powerful sensation you will ever experience.
The best drug you could ever have is the love that a Shaybird provides.
I never knew love could be like this, it's so damn incredible!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
When i see my Shaybird and feel what we have together, it just brings me to tears. She is my best and closest friend. She is my one and only. She is my soulmate and the one i will be with for the rest of my life.
She is my Shaybird and i love her to pieces!
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026