Stopesy

When you are a massive boring bastard on drugs.

Harry's been a Stopesy all night.

Stopesy by Grimeyn Bumdort February 28, 2011

Buzz Stopes 

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.

That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.

Buzz Stopes by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022

Stokesy 

{Stohks-ee}
-verb

1. Vulgar Slang. To masturbate and film yourself on your mobile phone and allow people to send it around college.

Used in conjunction in the phrase
"I just caught someone doing a Stokesy"

2. To make an idiot out of yourself.

"Have you seen this video of Stokesy bashing one off on his mobile phone?"

-Synonyms: Filming a wank, Recording the transfer of love juice from testes to the stomach, to be a dirty skank

Stokesy by Diego Ricardo Jnr. November 10, 2008

stopey  

a mental state somewhere between stoned and dopey, or a combination of the two. (STOH-pee)

After ingesting the Rx painkillers, we were so stopey we walked to the mailbox in our undies.

stopey by Autumn & Mike October 27, 2007

stokesy 

a guy with a large penis, high sex drive and amazing sexual prowess

last night was the best night of my life, he's such a stokesy in the bedroom

stokesy by davhol February 10, 2008

Stokesy 

The one member of the group that you trust a far as you can throw with money, honesty and especially not your missus or daughter, bit of a wrong un that somehow stays in the group although no one actually really likes him

Let hope theres no teenagers out tonight as he’ll only do a Stokesy and craftily take tit pics on his phone

Stokesy by Justcallme Dave August 9, 2025