hiberbate 

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

hiberbate by downbeat March 14, 2004

Hiberbate 

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

Hiberbate by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

Hiberbate 

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"

It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate

Hiberbate by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015

Hiberbate 

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate

Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate

Hiberbate by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015

Hiberdating 

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend

I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.

Hiberdating by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009