hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.

as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."

by downbeat March 14, 2004

Hiberbate

Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are masturbating for extended periods of time.

Jeff never wants to come out with us, because all he does is hiberbate!

by SurfyMender4 December 2, 2010

hiberbation

1) Using masturbation as a mean of entertaining yourself during a snowstorm.
2) The act of enclosing one in one's own house and to masturbate constantly over the long winter.

We got three feet of snow. This is a prime time for some hiberbation.
I haven't seen John all winter where is he? Oh he is in hiberbation we won't see him until spring.

by Technineftw February 24, 2011

Hiberbate

to stay inside for the entirety of winter and masturbate

Yo, fuck winter i gonna go hiberbate

by iunnofuckinwaffles April 9, 2015

Hiberbate

"Staying in for long periods of time inside or in shelter and masterbating to pass the time"

It is so cold outside today, that I may just stay in all day and hiberbate

by x1nightmare3x February 19, 2015