Sjadbolt

Pronounced Schad-bolt, this Swedish originated term is one of the ultimate disgusting sexual act. It begins with your average run of the mill guy-girl-guy threesome and should end with a mouth full of Scope and a lifetime of shame.

To break it down in simple terms: Guy #1 ejaculates in Girl's ear. Guy #2 removes the semen from said ear with his tongue.

The Ultimate Swedish Sjadbolt experience is said to happen on a piece of Ikea furniture. Other terms that work with Sjadbolt are Sjadbolted, Sjadbolter, Sjadboltee, Ultimate Sjadbolt.

Did you hear that Jim, Steve, and Karen did the ol' Sjadbolt on Saturday night?

Sjadbolt by Sjadboltzenstein February 22, 2011

Shadbolted 

To be feeling terrible after a hard night of drinking. Usually attributed to students and persons of a younger age than thrity-five.

To feel absolutely buggered after doing an activity that requires copious amounts of energy.

Damn Sloan, I feel pretty shadbolted after last night mate.

I heard he felt rather shadbolted after last night.

Geez, I hope I won't feel shadbolted tomorrow.

Shadbolted by Niko Vash February 18, 2004

Shadbolting 

To follow someone around to the point where it fringes upon stalking. Often times the person being followed has expressed their contempt for the soul that is following them.

James has been shadbolting me for the past week

Shadbolting by landwehr34 March 14, 2011

shadbolt 

A child usually male that looks like a vole or shrew without the assistance of glasses

Look at that little Shadbolt! where's he going?

shadbolt by shaddersdiss January 21, 2018

Anthony Shadbolt

A very large man who plays video games such as R6S. (He sucks at R6S)

Last night I played R6S with Anthony Shadbolt and he was bad.

Anthony Shadbolt by THICK BOI WITH THE CHEESE April 17, 2024