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When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket
Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.
Clanket by Madewine February 19, 2011
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When you buy a blanket made of a photo of a individual named Cale's face. Its green and he has a large forehead.
What did you get for christmas? I got a record player, I got a lego set, I got money, "I got a clanket"
Clanket by hismajestykingcharles December 25, 2023
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A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.
You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.
A word only droids can say like nigger but for droids
Sup my clanker
Clanker by Oh? On god February 3, 2020
a slur for robots
*Joe and Mike walk into a toy factory*
J:dude look at that fuckin clanker
M:I know right? like, "beep boop, im a dumb fucking clanker."