Inflatio 

The Increasing of price on the sexual act of felatio due to inflation.

Dan: Hey man how did the date with Jen go?

Jim: Oh man it sucked so i went to get a hooker but couldnt afford a bj because of inflatio

Dan: awww man that sucks

Inflatio by Rayne Summers January 28, 2011

Inflatio 

Noun. Origin: Not Latin. Probably Ben Franklin. Definition: The act of blowing into a woman's mysterious lady parts during oral sex with the intent of causing the woman to queef at an undisclosed later point in time.

Amy tried to blame it on the dog, but we both knew the truth. Inflatio.

Inflatio by Bee Ruppel October 26, 2013

inflatio 

fellatio.

inflatio is characterized by more blowing than fellatio

inflatio by tedman1000 May 14, 2009

inflatio 

fellatio from a blow-up doll

Damn, that Krystal blow-up doll gives great inflatio

inflatio by Hexatesticle February 3, 2023

Inflation 

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

Inflation by anonymous December 17, 2020

Facebook Inflation 

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

Facebook Inflation by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

D'inflation 

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike

"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."

D'inflation by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009