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130. goober
stupid person, airhead, slow
1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!
by tiff Mar 12, 2004 share this
1. goober
basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it's term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb "to goub", which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one's teeth.
"That John is such a goober," said Jane as John vector-danced* his Junior Prom away.

*footnote: the vector dance involves angling one's arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it's geeky as hell. but completely sexy.
by Parker. Jun 5, 2004 share this
2. goober
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name; a nickmame. The first word that comes to mind when your baby starts to crawl, walk, talk. Used only in the most loving of ways with no negative connation at all. A loving nickname for someone who is pure, innocent, warms your heart and makes you smile.
Have you seen Goober?
by Debbie Jan 21, 2005 share this
3. Goober
It means peanut, but we don't use it for talking about peanuts. When a person calls you a goober, take it as a compliment. A "goober" is generally a funny person. The person could be odd, weird, outstanding, popular, social. When called a goober, just laugh. Goober is higher than weird, it's nicer to be called.

Goober could also be used sarcastically. Used sarcastically could be talking towards a serious, stuck-up, or sensitive person. If you want to tick someone off, be sure to call this in front of the person.
Ex 1.
Tannie: Jorgen's such a freaken goober. He ticks me off every time.
Bah: I know! He's so serious.

Ex 2.
Bah: Drew is such a goober.
Tannie: hahahhahhaa yeah he's hilarious!
4. Goober
A term of endearment used in place of a person's real name. It is a nickname. A goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive. Goobers are often the source of unexpected and inappropriate comments or outbursts. Their good natures make them totally fun and irresistibly sexy. Anyone lucky enough to love a goober will never be bored.
John: “Kim is such a goober!”

Ray: “Yeah, I can’t help but love her.”
5. Goober
Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.
6. goober
1. Someone who is generally silly and does not take anything seriously.
2. See also goober pea
I used to be a such a goober during high school, but now I've wisened up.
by JKLee Sep 9, 2005 share this
7. Goober
1. A word often used to describe a frustrating person when a more profane word is not acceptable in the circumstances. Synonym: fucker

2. A person so incredibly awesome. Often synonymous with "champion"

3. A term sometimes used to describe oneself when they do something goofy or stupid.
1. Friend #1: "So he ditched me last night at the party and hooked up with another girl"

Friend #2: "What a goober!"

2. Hannah: "Ben makes my day all the time with his notes. He is such a goober!"

3. Nicole: "Did you seriously just run into the door?"
Nick: "I did! I'm such a goober..."
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