E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014

Related Words

Goobered • Goobered up • Goofy Goobered • plum goobered • Gooberduked • Gooberdouche • gooberette • gooberd • gooberdean • gooberdinkles

Goobered

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

Goobered by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

Goobered by The Wig November 16, 2006

Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.

1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.

Goobered by War hero June 12, 2018

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

Goobered up by Astro09 December 5, 2019

plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

plum goobered by Honez May 8, 2006

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026