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1.
Being overly intoxicated shit-faced
Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
by Phil Miller October 09, 2006
 
2.
to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface
Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.
by The Wig November 16, 2006