bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Bitchilism 

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security

"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"

Bitchilism by Tgo July 26, 2004

beotchilism 

A condition from which a woman can suffer, do to constantly being a BITCH, or BEOTCH. It is not fatal in most cases, but it can be. There is little or no cure.

Beotch: "You are probably going to die of alcoholism, asshole..."

Me: "Well you are eventually going to die of Beotchilism, BEEEEEEAAAYYAAYYATCHH!"

beotchilism by Allumni October 9, 2005

Botchulism 

A condition when someone consistently messes up or “botches” their intended task or goal. Often in the context of video games, especially sports games, such as football, soccer, basketball, golf, and mini golf.

John has a bad case of botchulism. He can’t put the ball in the hole to save his life.

Botchulism by Polecat Mahoney December 6, 2021

botchalism 

Someone acting in an unneccessary manner. Not caring if their act will uopset someone else.

Cutting someone off for no reason then slowing down in front of them would be classified as botchalism.

botchalism by Kyle February 25, 2004

botchulism 

When you've totally consumed a carbonated beverage of some sort, or any food that creates gaseous fumes out of the mouth and you need to express it fully (meaning, you can't keep your mouth closed or somehow swallow the burp because you know your neck will explode). And while you express it fully, you say while burping, "Botch." Some others, continue saying the entire word even if the belch has ceased. Usually, after a good botchulism, men receive erections on the spot. Women usually have a quim-like experience.

"Dude, Amy had a nice botchulism last night. It was so loud, I fuckin' got a huge boner."

"BOTCH...ulism" (the burp itself)

botchulism by AmyDick January 6, 2008

botchulism 

(n.) Definition #1: A serious food-borne illness that causes people to behave in a totally bumbling and clumsy manner, and therefore they totally screw up most anything that they try to accomplish. I wonder if that was Inspector Clouseau's problem? Definition #2: A form of government/civilization that encourages everyone to just go haphazardly knocking about and making a complete muddle of everyday tasks; officials from said government may occasionally come through the municipality to ostensibly assist said incompetents to "repair the damage", but of course these hapless/clueless agents are just as inept as their civilian counterparts, and so they usually just end up making the chaos worse.

I think that a lot of the countries in the world really practice botchulism more than they embrace any other form of government... socialism, communism, capitalism --- whatever they claim to practice, it usually ends up totally screwing everything (and everybody) up, and so in the end it all results in pretty much the same meaningless chaos.

botchulism by QuacksO January 31, 2019