The Fuck I Am

A statement made when someone insults you usually by some form of name calling. The statement basically negates what the other person is saying. Another way of saying no I am not. Other forms of this may include The fuck it is, The fuck you are, The fuck it ain't, The fuck he/she is/isn't.

Friend: "You're a fucking douchebag, you know that?"

You: "The fuck I am."

by J3B June 27, 2009

Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

by beefyrod March 10, 2020

where the fuck am i?

A question commonly used after a heavy intake of alcoholic beverages.

Ex. Bro where the fuck am I?

Past tense:

Bro where the fuck were we?

Future tense:

Bro where the fuck are we going to be?

Present tense:

Bro where the fuck... *passes out from intoxication

by Schradamon July 7, 2014

what the fuck am I

Used to express a bad word.

what the fuck am I, a bitch,

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf

Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018