Destinktify 

To bathe, shower or otherwise remove the stank and/or funk from your body.

I do believe it's time to destinktify myself.
Whew! You must have worked extra hard at work today, would you please go destinktify yourself?!

Destinktify by CydInSLC January 21, 2011

distinctify 

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.

"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."

distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013

destinkify

To cleanse one's body of order. IE Showering.

"You smell, you should go destinkify."

destinkify by Sneakergeek March 9, 2007

distinctify 

A word, which is not actually a word, that idiots think works just as well as Distinguish

"Its so hard to distinctify between the real word, Distinguish, and the fake mash-up of a bunch of other words, Distinctify."

distinctify by wannabedumbass May 4, 2010

destickify 

To take something sticky, such as tape, and press it on your clothes so it is not as sticky.

Destickify your tape, so it won't ruin the emoltion on your photo paper!

destickify by FLahart February 22, 2017

destinkifier

a machine that removes odours

quick, turn on the destinkifier, granpa just crapped his pants.

destinkifier by i-ball January 16, 2009