bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011

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brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

brotesque by thiudans November 22, 2006

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brotesque

Anything related to the actions, music, or bad choice of clothing/hair of bro's

metal bob: whoa! look at those guys, theyre all dressed the same.

metal dave: that is so fucking brotesque! fucking bro-bots

brotesque by Cody Spagrud May 25, 2007

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brotesque

Grossly resembling a dude/bro/guy; applied to unattractive women

also used to refer to so cal brohoes in extreme situations where women try way too hard to be part of the guys and are just used for sexual purposes

scenario 1

guy 1: hey check out this pic of lady gaga

guy 2: christ that bitch is brotesque

brotesque by LordCarlo November 6, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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