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A vapid person who gets used. Think like dumb blonde, only going beyond the blonde stereotype. Usually used in a sexual context.
She's such a humpong! Doesn't she know he only wants to get into her pants?
humpong by ha ha hell September 24, 2006
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humanbongus 

Bigger than big .
The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !
humanbongus by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

humpsong 

noun- any song that became popular for being played in the background during extended make-out sessions that may or may not have culminated in actual humping

syn.- fucktune
Dido's "Thank You" is a good humpsong, but the first Enigma CD still reigns supreme
humpsong by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

humpbang 

Some nasty chick who humps shit till she cums in public. Like all the way public. Completely visible to people.
DUDE LISA JUST HUMPBANGED HER NOTEBOOK IN THE HALLWAY
humpbang by Jembus Crust September 16, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026