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A vapid person who gets used. Think like dumb blonde, only going beyond the blonde stereotype. Usually used in a sexual context.
She's such a humpong! Doesn't she know he only wants to get into her pants?
humpong by ha ha hell September 24, 2006
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humanbongus 

Bigger than big .
The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !
humanbongus by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

humpsong 

noun- any song that became popular for being played in the background during extended make-out sessions that may or may not have culminated in actual humping

syn.- fucktune
Dido's "Thank You" is a good humpsong, but the first Enigma CD still reigns supreme
humpsong by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

humpbang 

Some nasty chick who humps shit till she cums in public. Like all the way public. Completely visible to people.
DUDE LISA JUST HUMPBANGED HER NOTEBOOK IN THE HALLWAY
humpbang by Jembus Crust September 16, 2022
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026