tickturd

When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.

Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!

tickturd by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013

Tickturd

Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.

Now hear this you tickturd, when I catch you I'm gonna bust your ass.

Tickturd by Alpha Male March 24, 2021

tickturd

a little peace of shit

dude your such a fucking tickturd

tickturd by vipersavages March 10, 2004

Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.

Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.

Texas Tick-Turd by WORDLE August 20, 2011

Tick turd 

Another name for marijuana.

"They are over there smoking them tickturds"
"I already told you bro, I am all out of tick turds"

Tick turd by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017

ticktard 

Someone who uses TikTok. Both influencers and regular users

Why you always on your phone? Oh, didn’t figure you for a ticktard

ticktard by BubblesNbandages November 2, 2023