meatslops

A sloppy vagina; resembling bad roast beef, a wilted flower, or a spoiled pack of hot dogs.

Joey Slops banged that girl with the meatslops lastnight. He said it was awful, but he couldn't stop.

meatslops by Joey Slops January 9, 2011

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Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

Texas Meatslap by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

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meatflaps

The outer lips of a womans vagina; especially if large and protruding.

My wife has large meatflaps.

meatflaps by Jack August 9, 2003

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meatslap

To hit another with ones grandiose wang.

Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl.

meatslap by Lemonade Avenger April 18, 2003

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meatflaps

the labia minor

In that photo, you really can see her meatflaps.

meatflaps by houston texas September 3, 2003

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Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

Calamari Meatslap by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

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