Manspiration
Yesterday, I just totally tried to manspiration into this girl yesterday, it was awesome, but I need to wear rubber next time...
Manspiration by Colcumber January 5, 2011
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Inspirational content targeted towards men. Can be found on any social media account that's dedicated to the "sigma grindset", "business mindset", or being an "alpha male", for example. Manspiration is often in the form of quotes, slogans, captioned images, video clips of someone giving a speech or lecture, etc.
"How do i stop my brother from sending me manspirational content on instagram?"
"Jordan Peterson uses manspiration to bring in viewers."
"Jordan Peterson uses manspiration to bring in viewers."
manspiration by I Can't Even August 26, 2022
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manstration
when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.
A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
manstration by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009
Manstration
The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
_______________________________
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.
Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
Manstration by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
Mansturation
Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
Mansturation by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011
manstration marks
The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
manstration marks by YAWA October 3, 2021