hornitos

A most excellent tequila.

Bartender, I'll have an hornitos margarita, straight up.

Bartender, I'll have another hornitos margarita, straight up.

Barrender, I'll have nmnother hrnoitos margarita, shut up.

Btenndr how buout another mgrita

Nother one please?

*vomits and passes out*

by banfito May 8, 2003

hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

by tfollz January 3, 2011

Hornito

a horny male mexican

guy 1: hola holmes id tap any thing right now.
guy 2: your a hornito

by Mark haley March 17, 2009

Hornito

A Hornito is a mf who is always horny and has a pito (penis in Spanish). Hornitos always tend to call out any female they think is good looking, their goal is to lay every female they find attractive.

Remember that one kid Chad? He’s a Hornito now. He’s always tryna hook up with any lady he finds cute.

by Bootyniggademolisher October 18, 2022

hornito

A small phallic object used to push things.

Although he was too lazy to reach the remote. Don was seated just close enough so that he could change the channel with his hornito.

by chezmaster99 December 22, 2010

Hornitos

Horny Doritos

Look at my bag of hornitos.

by Zensai October 7, 2017