Paintah 

A person whom resides in the State of Maine and makes a living doing painting. This person would also qualify as a Mainah and sometimes might enjoy a meal of Maine Lobstah and some Grittys beer.

I hired a Paintah from Mainah to put a fresh coat of paint in the living room.

Paintah by paintah December 31, 2010

Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.

Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..

Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009

Paintshop

A: When a person, normally lazy, edits a picture with Paint, and it ends up being a piece of crap (Normally on Purpose) to be funny.

Most people who do this are either:
A: Lazy
B: Too lazy to download it for free
C: Too honest of a person to download it for free, thus becoming a Chump, or Sucker.

B: Can be used to describe a piss-poor job on something.

Example A:
Dude 1: Hey dudes, check out this sweet Paintshop I made of Lauren!

Dude 2: Wow. That's the worst edit job I've ever done. It's clear that you just copied her face from her Facebook and pasted it over a picture of Joey's body that he took last Summer.

Dude 1: Yeah! Isn't it great?!


Example B:
Dude: There mom, I finished picking up all the sticks in the yard.
Mom: Well, it's "Good Enough for Paintshop", so you can go ahead and go ahead on to Ben's house.

Paintshop by Matty? April 26, 2009

paintard 

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

paintard by mavdav June 29, 2016

paintshopped 

The act of doing an intentionally crappy Photoshop job.

Usually used in a humorous or mocking manner.

I paintshopped a picture of a guy on his deck with 800 bikes in his yard to better capture the sheer absurdity.

paintshopped by OMG_Cale_was_actually_taken March 10, 2008

paintshopping 

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead

"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga

paintshopping by otakucheese August 24, 2014

painthetic 

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

painthetic by jpatt February 21, 2006