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Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.
Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..
Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009
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pawnshopped 

When you belittle someone so much you practically own them and such you can pawn them at a pawnshop because they are your property. This is a combination of owned and pwned but on a much bigger scale.
Mundeep: Sup gurpinder, wanna hang out.

Gurpinder (with the cool kids at school): Who the fuck are you, bacha? Only cool people hang out with me!

Jot Singh: Haha, you just got pawnshopped!
pawnshopped by DeuceX July 29, 2009

paintshopping 

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead
"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga
paintshopping by otakucheese August 24, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026