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Jargoogle 

to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.

Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.
"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<

(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)
Jargoogle by janiceledarke December 31, 2010
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A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....
Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....
Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012
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1. to breakdance in an erratic manner
2. to cream
Person A: i just gargoogled so hard dude
Person B: wtf?
gargoogle by gargoogle enthusiast December 2, 2022

sargoogletastic

Sarcasim backhanded
u know what Sarcasim is u know what Google is u know what fantastic is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

just put them all together and u get sargoogletastic
1. to befuddle

2. to mess up
I jargogled this song in Guitar Hero.
jargogle by bread infection December 1, 2009

jargoyle 

A rare sub species of gargoyle that can only be found in wet humid climate perched on ceramic or glass jars. Mature gargoyles can be recognized by an accumulation of mildew.
"I thought I god-damn lassoed a normal fucking gargoyle but it was a fucking jargoyle. God fucking gargoyle"

Jerwoogle 

An amusing word. Just shout it at someone at random and they will fall into hysteria.
And like a coiled viper... he strikes...

JERWOOGLE!
Jerwoogle by KHD May 27, 2004