A creature that is so crazy and lost in his or her own world that they can't help but stick bike pumps up their ass and and force themselves to fart frantically and fanatically all over the carpet in front of most of his good friends. This person lost his mind a long time ago and at times can be perceived as having Asperger's syndrome (Having/Enjoying very random interests obsessive). These creatures are always right in their own world and no man or living entity can change their mind. Their fathers kill goblins for a living or sometimes work as computer programmers, it depends. But in the end, be careful of these long/wild haired creatures for they will carry multiple diseases from fucking multiple autistic creatures....

Jarggle; A creature mixed an mutated with goblin, orc, dragon, unicorn, marty, oger, hippo, giraffe, crocodile, wizard, becky, chinchilla, horse, zebra, rino, frog, kangaroo, possum, lizzard, dog, cat and midget blood...

They have an obsession with long boards....

Jarggle by B.I.G BAUM June 11, 2012

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Jargoogle

to accidentally mistype a word or phrase into a search engine box and be confused, surprised or horrified by the results.

Derived from jargogle (obscure): to confuse or jumble, conjoined with a rather well known internet company.

"Errm, I meant to type Spaghetti with Cockles. I think I just jargoogled that, I looked at the images and obviously Rule 34 applies." >.<

(example based on real life experience, i'm now scarred forever and will get naughty thoughts eating pasta)

Jargoogle by janiceledarke December 31, 2010

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jargoyle

A rare sub species of gargoyle that can only be found in wet humid climate perched on ceramic or glass jars. Mature gargoyles can be recognized by an accumulation of mildew.

"I thought I god-damn lassoed a normal fucking gargoyle but it was a fucking jargoyle. God fucking gargoyle"

jargoyle by FuckingJargoyles(MTCMSB) May 13, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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