Berry Picker

1. a person without the means to provide meat for their partner.
2. a person lacking masculinity

All you women out there; quit asking other men for moose meat. You snagged a berry picker. You made your bed, now starve in it

by Littlebigtoe00 October 15, 2021

Berry Picker

A girl who flirts with many guys at the same time who might all be friends... Someone who flirts with different guys from the same friend circle.

Eman is such a "Berry Picker" and needs to stop picking berries from the same bush.

by BBMCS2713 December 28, 2010

berry picker

Someone who spends his spare time rooting through bushes at roadsides picking assorted berries, often used in the creation various puddings (look for a plastic bag or ice-cream tub)
ie. a Homosexual

''Ben is trying to chat up that bloke''
''Thats becuase hes a berry picking mincer''

by Fredrick October 6, 2004

Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023

Colonizing berry picker

These are fighting words. You should be outraged, or so ashamed of yourself, that you run and get wild game, preferably venison. Moose meat is ideal and hard to 'get'.

1 moose (you can stay for now)
2 moose ( all her relatives are going to come and meet you, to welcome you into the family and is that fresh moose meat?)
5 moose (you are marrying someone one in the tribe. The moose will be gone. You can have some one of two ways a) You will literally have to go rez home to rez home at dinner time and have dinner with that family and your 'new fiance' to get some of your moose meat back. This will take several days. b) When you and your girlfriend go outside late morning the Chief will have fired up the community barbecue with the whole tribe as he praises his tribal daughter for bring home a good hunter and provider. Her new husband.(that's you tugar.))

Married by the chief in informal tribe of people and witnessed by every one.

You Colonizing berry picker! Go get me some moose meat now, Tugar.

by Modern Women December 20, 2025