Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

Goof Squid by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

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Goof Squad

The goof squad is a group of four boys from Rochester Minnesota. The group consists of Christian Thicke(Tiki), Zack Lilly, Austin Malone, and Aaron Allen. They blew up when Aaron posted a video on his tik tok of the zack meeting a girls parents. The boys go live regularly, the lives usually consists of them siting in fast car having a jam session. Austin and Zack started lives called Frolfing with Zack pt. Whatever. The boys usually hang out at century, they long board, shoot each other with airsoft guns (tiki). Sometimes they will hang at Zacks or one of the boys house’s. They have more friends than just the four of them, when they are all together things get crazy. Let’s just say “operation kill tiki”. The boys play this game called man hunt a lot. Zack and Aaron have YouTube channels. Zack post regularly, Aaron on the other hand we get those every other year. The boys have many obsessions like, Austin loves redbull, Zack loves Mountain Dew, Tiki loves bang and anything designer, Aaron is in love with his hoodies. The boys never fail to make anyone laugh.

The Goof squad more like the goofy goobers

Goof Squad by lilteeks.sparetire June 4, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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