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Cold Smoke 

The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.
Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.
Cold Smoke by Tiburonian December 21, 2010
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Cold Smoke 

To beat the crap out of and/or kill someone out of hate or rage

originated in Compton California in the Early 80's

A great way of cooking salmon!
Eazy E, eazy Duz It - He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot , Then I shot

As you can see, I cold smoked his ass

ha ha

Tommy- Damn that Jimbo guys a dick
JR- Yeah man you gotta could smoke em
Cold Smoke by StingRayJJ64 June 1, 2010

Cold Smoker 

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
Cold Smoker by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

Cold Smokey 

A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
Cold Smokey by wagz February 26, 2008

smoking cold 

When you beer is so cold the frost cloud rolls down the side of the can/glass.
Hard day at work, I need a smoking cold Budweiser!
smoking cold by evol65 June 11, 2015