4 definitions by Tiburonian

Top Definition
The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.
Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.
by Tiburonian December 21, 2010
A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.
Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.
by Tiburonian December 20, 2010
A Gmember is the hippest renegade in his Gposse. A true Gwarrior in the denial of his copious G Fry crew and ongoing G-Tap exploitation. He makes all things "G" his beotch; string, whiz, ography, spot, zus, etc. He's also a powder submariner.
Jacko - Chardonnay pong tonight boyz?

Charty - Whoa! Gmember just dissed yur shit Jacko. He said that 2 buck chuck tastes like day old piss.

Oldog - Gmember's the shizzle dang, I lifted my leg in that glass last night just as a golden delicious taste test. You got a 24 karat palate G!
by Tiburonian December 19, 2010
A fun loving & well bred player who brings his old soul to the yard every day. An Oldog is a powderhound with a true zest for life and an appreciation of good humor, good friends, and all the scents, tastes and sights that keep his muzzle held high.
Gmember - That Oldog's a baad sumbeotch. He just woofed by me in the cold-smoke and did a leg lift heli off that boulder.

Charty - Ya, & he gave me a doggyflobble facial when he pulled that 720 flyover . . . 12 inches above my head! Sweet!!
by Tiburonian December 19, 2010

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