popscicle

Someone who has a stick up their ass.

Guy 1: "I don't think you should be doing that. You'll get a bad reputation if you get caught."

Guy 2: "Stop being such a popscicle, Eugene, and pass me the lighter. This gas line isn't going to blow itself up."

by JakobWellis December 20, 2010

Popscicle Man

A guy who drives a truck with poscicle pictures on the side that plays music and drives too fast for any kids to ever catch up with.

Did you see that popscicle man drive by?
No. He must have been driving too fast for me too see him.

by nickinoodles October 9, 2008

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011

Popscicle Party

A party where a group of women of any age will get together and trade blow jobs tips with one another using popscicles to demonstrate.

I seriously need to thank Jenny for the tips she gave at the popscicle party the other night. My girlfriend finally knows how to suck my dick.

by TheMasterDisaster July 27, 2011

Vanilla Popscicle

Telling someone something that they want to hear.

I asked Cheese about Operation Restrepo and he slid me the Vanilla Popscicle.

by Salaried Employee January 15, 2011