fossilized

The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning

by Dan-Druff December 18, 2010

fossilized

When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized.

by Do Kari April 21, 2011

fossilized

Anything used to much due to sexual relations

Usually a guy

Author: uve just been fossilized loser
Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone

by fauker March 07, 2009

Fossilitis

An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

Fossilitis

by Ethereal_Child June 03, 2011

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 01, 2005

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

by Leemz May 21, 2008

Fossiled

To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover
Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk)
or
Alan: I feel so fossiled, man. (tired/hungover)

by wobsandgobs January 15, 2019