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An event that happens multiple times per year, most often on Sundays, which elicits groans of dissatisfaction from around the world
-Hamverbot is better than Hambotver.
-Agreed.
hamverbot by Friebay May 2, 2021

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”
A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.
The King's guards crossed their halberds across the door to the throne room, denying the messenger entry.
halberd by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005

Wife Haver

People that have wives
Phil: I'm so sad
Wilbur: Well You're the one that had a wife
Tommy: Yeah! Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021

Ass Haller

Ass Haller by Freshboi87 October 29, 2018

Jim Halpert 

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.
Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019