woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.

“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”

woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

Wikijism 

A term to describe lazy journalism that uses Wikipedia as it's only source.

That article in the 'XXX' was pure wikijism.

Wikijism by LokiAstari May 12, 2009

counter-witticism 

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

counter-witticism by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

woketivism 

Believing activism, and therefore change, can be achieved via engagements through social media against positions opposite of one's views.

All the woketivism in the world won't feed a single person, grant care to those in need, or even change someone's view.

Daryl uses Woketivism to feel like he's making a difference in a world that 99.999% of the population will never read his comment.

woketivism by 3rdeye7 October 17, 2022

deja-witticism 

To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.

Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

....later in the routine.

Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.

deja-witticism by Colonel Flagg May 9, 2005

witticism 

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

witticism by JD May 31, 2003

witicism

A witty comeback that shows a certain flair for being quick on ones feet. The act of being witty

"It's huge" she said, referring to the surf, and I responded with a witicism by looking down at my zipper and turning slightly away, stating " is it showing, how embarrasing"

witicism by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004