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modernite 

A person who is educated at the Modern School, New Delhi. Someone who is bright, intelligent, confident, well rounded personality, outstanding and stylish. Someone who believes in "Salvation cannot be achieved by the Weak". He also takes great pride in this identity and is almost snobbish about it.
Cool he must be a Modernite!!
modernite by Luhar April 27, 2006

Modernficate

The Bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)
Rick: What the hell am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified

modernite 

1. A person with little to no moral

compass, someone who does not have
any talent albeit that of cheating .
2. Term used for the alumni of a school that prides itself on teaching the new age(modern) thieves, beggars, and scam artists.
Hey that pervert is such a modernite!
Dont steal stuff, people will label you as a modernite.

modernity 

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.
Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity
modernity by MAAD February 11, 2014

Abletonistic Modernity 

Abletonistic Modernity: n., pl., -ties.

The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.
Newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, Abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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