bushwhack 

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

bushwhack by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

Bushwhack 

To blaze a trail through unfriendly territory, usually used when hiking.

The trail just ended - looks like we're going to have to bushwhack our way out!

Bushwhack by jeffzeppelin April 26, 2009

Bushwhack 

When you masturbate while camping.

My girlfriend didn't come camping with me so I had to bushwhack it.

Bushwhack by Ansatsushya December 9, 2009

bushwhack 

to carry out sexual intercourse with women with excessive pubic hair; to have sex with bushmonkeys

The best I could do with that one was bushwhack straight through.

bushwhack by friend68 September 22, 2010

Bushwhack 

When someone starts to praise a president's policies, but then performs an about-face and ridicules the President. Often used in reference to news programs.

Can be used as a verb: Bushwhacked, Bushwacking; or as an adjective: Bushwhacked

Person in bar: Can you believe that commentator. Talking about Obama's policies positively, only to turn around again and bash him.

Bartender: Yeah, he totally just Bushwhacked the shit out of him.

Bushwhack by Hesperuswreck January 20, 2011

Bushwhack 

To hinder someone's progress by recounting a very long tale, of which the listener is very often disinterested. esp when returning from holiday.

The boss bushwhacked me about his holiday yesterday, i couldn't get away!

Bushwhack by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Bushwhack 

Act of being slapped by tree branches while scouting for game from a vehicle. Usually done intentionally by the driver, especially when the person being whacked is not paying attention.

Driver nearly knocked the guy out of the jeep when he swerved close enough to the cedar for several branches to bushwhack the poor unsuspecting passenger.

Bushwhack by Withoutweapon January 21, 2018