The motherload (turducken) of trainwrecks. A figurative plane crashing onto a train, crashing into a bus, that's running over a pedestrian while he/she's torturing a small animal that was born missing (or with extra) limbs or appendages.
I'm not talking your typical Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson trainwreck... that bitch is a trainduckwrecken!
by Awesome Feats-Fottum December 4, 2010